Extremely sarcastic. Consistently confusing. Secretly doubtful. I'm as stupid as I look, exceptionally unexceptional, and the embodiment of everything you'll ever forget in between the seat cushions. I'm nobody important, nobody worth knowing; the filler in speech, the time you waste. So please, label me, I crave to fulfill and support any and all stereotypes you have in your open mind of infinite knowledge.

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